cut open the seat of a randomly-selected chair and replace the stuffing with enough raw eggs so that there is little visual difference between the modified chair and the other, regular chairs. use the stuffing as necessary to make the chair’s seat appear normal. sew the seat shut.
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[performed 13 April 2016 at UCSD, San Diego CA]
[performed 15 April 2016 at Bread & Salt, San Diego CA]